TRAIL SPLITTER - UGLY CHRISTMAS THONG
It’s festive. It’s feral. It’s the Ugly Christmas Thong — our holiday twist on outdoor mayhem, wrapped in a cheeky Christmas sweater pattern and stitched into the softest dang thong you’ve ever worn. Crafted from Micro Modal and Spandex, this Trail Splitter is built for cozying up by the fire or sneakin’ off behind the barn at the holiday party.
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🎄 Ultra-soft feel, like a reindeer nuzzling your cheeks
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🧦 Sweater-inspired camo with antlers, flasks, and festive firepower
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💨 Breathable & moisture-wicking (because you might break a sweat under the mistletoe)
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🧵 No chafe, no bunch, just flawless fit
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🍑 Guaranteed to sleigh
Wear it under flannel. Or don’t. Either way, Santa’s gonna need a moment.
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